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...What up
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world? It’s your
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boy, just one of the guys down here.
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Well, I could be more specific.
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Uh, I’m a human, And
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I just wanted to for the sake of
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all of earthlings out there, just wanted to say: We love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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homeWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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home
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Hi, I’m a ba
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boonI’m like a
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man, just less advanced And my anus is
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huge
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Hey, I’m a
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zebraNo one knows what I
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do, but I look pretty coolAm I white or
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black? I’m a
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lion cub, and I’m
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always getting licked. Meow!How’s it
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going? I’m a cow. Moo! You drink
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milk from my tits I’m a
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fat, fucking pig. I’m a common fungusI’m a
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disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my buttholI’m a
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marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
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And I’m Kanye West We love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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homeWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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home
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Ba-dum-da-dum-dum,
ba-dum-da-di
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We are the vultures, feed on the dead
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We’re just some rhinos, horny has heck
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I’m just a giraffe, wants with his neck
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Hippity-hop, I’m a kangarooI
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hop up there, up and down for you
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I’m an elephant, I got junk in my trunkWhat the
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fuck? I’m a clam! I’m a wolf. Howl! I’m a
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squirrel, lookin’ for my next nutAnd I’m a
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pony, just a freak horse
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But c’mon get on,
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giddee-up, let’s ride
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I’m HP
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V, don’t let me
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inI’m a koala and I
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sleep all the timeSo what? It’s
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cute. We love you, Indi
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aWe love you, Afri
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ca. We love the ChineseWe for
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give you, Germany We love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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homeWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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home I’m a man (
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Hello?)Can you hear me? (Anyone
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out there? Hello?)I’ve trudged the Earth for
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so damn longAnd still don’t know
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shit (What’s going on?)I hope it’s not a simulation
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Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
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Yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautifulAnd it
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covers up our human dick, eat a lot of tuna fishBut
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these days it’s like we don’t know how to actAll these
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shootings, pollution, we under attack on our
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selvesLike, let’s all just chill, respect what we
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builtLike look at the internet! It’s cracking as
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hellFellas, don’t you love the cum when you have sex?And I
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heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)So
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what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
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Love. And we love the
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Earth. (The Earth) Oh,
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yeah, ba
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by, I love the
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Earth. I love this
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planetHey,
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Russia, we’re cool. Hey,
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Asia, all of you, c’monEvery
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one of you from the plains to the Sahara
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Let’s come together and live
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Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum,
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hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
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우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요
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Amamos la tierra我们爱地球
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We love you, we love youC’mon everybody,
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I know we’re not all the sameBut we’re living on the
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same EarthHave you ever been to Earth?
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Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, ArianaWe’re not
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making music for aliens hereAre we gonna
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die?You know what, Bieber? We might die
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I’m not going to lie to youI mean there’s so many people out here who don’t believe
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Global Warming is a real thing.You know? We gotta save this
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planet. We’re being stupidUnless we get our shit together
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nowGuys, everybody look into whatever the
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fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing.
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’Cause I feel like that guy knows more about the Earth and how we’re
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fucking it up than anybody.Like, if the aliens did come, we should definitely send
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Leo as our guy, our rep.In fact, the profits that come along with the
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streams and the sales of this song are going right into the Earth.Let’s raise some money for charity.
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...Any words Leo?This might be my favourite song ever. It’s awesome.Wow. Thanks Leo! We love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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homeWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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planetWe love the
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Earth, it is our
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homeWe love the
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Earth
