Hợp âm Welcome To The Internet
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Welcome to the internet have a look around
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Anything that brain of yours can think of can be foundWe’ve got
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mountains of content some better, some worseIf
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none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first
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Welcome to the internet come and take a seatWould you
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like to see the news or any famous women’s feetThere’s
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no need to panic this isn’t a test
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Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest
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Welcome to the internet what would you prefer:Would you
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like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slurBe
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happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage
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We got a million different ways to engage
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Welcome to the internet put your cares asideHere’s a
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tip for straining pasta here’s a nine-year-old who diedWe got
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movies, and doctors, and fantasy sportsAnd a
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bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other!
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Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks’Cause a
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random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cockThey are
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grainy and off-putting he just sent you more
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Don’t act surprised you know you like it, you whore
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See a man beheaded get offended, see a shrinkShow us
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pictures of your children tell us every thought you thinkStart a
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rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomerOr D
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M a girl and groom her do a Zoom or find a tumor And here’s a
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healthy breakfast option you should kill your momHere’s why
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women never fuck you here’s how you can build a bombWhich
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Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quizO
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bama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your
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kids
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Could I interest you in everything. All of the time?A
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little bit of everything. All of the time
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Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
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Anything and everything. All of the time
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Could I interest you in everything. All of the time?A
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little bit of everything. All of the time
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Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
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Anything and everything. All of the time
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Not very
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long ago.
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Just before your
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time
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Right before the
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towers fell.
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Circa
‘9
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9This was
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catalogues
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travel blogs
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a chat room or
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twoWe
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set our sights and
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spent our nights
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waiting
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For
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you.
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You.
In
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satiable
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youMommy
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let you use her
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iPad
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you were barely
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twoAnd it
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did all the
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things we de
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signed it to
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do
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Look at you.
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You,
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you
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....Un
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stoppable,
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watchableYour
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time is now. Your
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inside’s out.
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Honey, how you
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grewAnd if
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we stick to
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gether who
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knows what we’ll
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doIt was
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always the
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plan to put the
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world in your
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hand Could I i
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nterest you in
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everything.
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All of the time
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A bit of everything.
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All of the
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time
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Apathy’s a tragedy and
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boredom is a
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crime
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Anything and everything
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all of the time Could I i
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nterest you in
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everything.
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All of the time
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A bit of everything.
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All of the
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time
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Apathy’s a tragedy and
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boredom is a
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crime
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Anything and everything and anything and everythingAnd anything and everything and
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all of the time
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